- Parents:Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends:Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers:Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers:Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex:Don't forget to look good
- Society:Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr:Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr:But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
